Bag Boy Calls It Like It Is

I picked up a Redeye, the free version of the Chicago Tribune, and they had a good article by Bag Boy, their columnist who wears a sack on his head. In the case of talking about our offensive coordinator, that is quite appropriate. He does a funny job of summing up where Ron Turner left us and a bit of advice for Mr. Martz (abridged).

I present a list of things that you will not see from the Bears this year
- No draw plays on 3rd and 10 – that dies with Ron Turner
- No wide receiver screens on 3rd and 10 when there is no one out there to block and it goes for only 3 yards
- No more getting off the bus running the ball. With Martz, we throw if it’s appropriate, we run if it’s appropriate, we do whatever it takes to score
- No more lame coaches saying “we have to get the tight end more involved”. Yeah, that really helped
- No more calling plays off the laminated Denny’s menu (don’t know exactly what that means, but it is funny, and at one point we were building up a little dumb play-calling card for Mr. Turner)