The Unmaking of Eli

Looks like our old buddy Ron is snooping around the Giants asking about that open QB coaches position.

If they hire him for that spot, I would love nothing more than to hear what Ron has to say for himself in that interview, and I would also love to hear how the Giants came to the conclusion that Ron Turner was the most gifted person for that particular position.

Welcome Giants fans, look around here, you will be stunned at what you will find.

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8 Responses to The Unmaking of Eli

  1. T06 says:

    Eli, I know you have found this site, so here’s a bit of advice. Only listen when Ron’s not talking (this is when someone with wisdom might actually get a word in). Give Peyton/Archie the “other” frequency for the QB helmet and keep DumbRon on Ch.1 (Just nod your head once and a while he’ll never know). Pay someone to flatten his tires or steal his keys on Gameday. If you follow these key points you might make it through the season with only minor injuries and a respectable QB rating. If you don’t…ask Cutler, Orton, Grossman, Miller (well you get the idea).

  2. Doshi says:

    I actually kinda want to see DumbRon hired somewhere else. Then other states can feel our pain…

  3. Carl from Chicago says:

    We want Ron to be hired by one of the other Big Ten schools not Illinois so that we can phone in the plays…

  4. I second what Carl said.

  5. T06 says:

    Yeah. I heard at his last interview they made him bring the 5 napkins he’s been keeping his playbook on!

  6. Doshi says:

    @Carl from Chicago
    I’ll be quite happy to see him run off to Michigan State or Ohio State. Just stay away from my Wolvies. We’ve got enough problems as-is.

  7. Fro Dog says:

    NBC 5 Chicago reported on the 10 O’Clock news that the Ron Turner was hired by Stanford and our old friend Jim Harbaugh.

  8. haha, welcome Stanford fans!

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