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Monthly Archives: January 2010
Fire (Insert Name Here)
So after all this time do you really think that the Bears are going to get anyone worth a shit to run this offense? Didn’t think so. So what now? Optimally, we get wiped out each and every game next … Continue reading
Posted in Fire - insert name here
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Ron Turner’s Wikipedia Bio
Either Ron himself or his agent has written a factually true, but overall woefully incomplete summary of his latest disastrous stint with the Chicago Bears at his wikipedia page here. I went there not in search of more punishment, but … Continue reading
Posted in A Career of Failure
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Chudzinski’s Out
According to this article from the Chicago Tribune “written” by that idiotic, grinning skull Dan Pompei A source close to the situation said Rob Chudzinski, who interviewed with the team Thursday, will not be coming to Chicago. Chudzinski finished the … Continue reading
Posted in The Press
3 Comments
Bears March to New Offensive Coordinator Sputters On
It is a fact that the Chicago Bears are one of the premier franchises in the NFL, in terms of history, fan base throughout the nation, and also the fact that LA has no franchises and NYC has 2 to … Continue reading
Posted in Co-Conspirators
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Stop Worshipping the 1985 Bears and Let’s Get a Real Offense!
When Dan and I went to one of the home games this season I brought a long a couple of people from work, one of whom was a younger woman. While waiting to pull into the tailgate lot we heard … Continue reading
Posted in Co-Conspirators
4 Comments
Bears Investment Close to Zero
I have to admit that we here at frt are very greatful for the comments we receive. Most of the comments are smart and prove that even if you are a casual fan, you can understand a lot of what … Continue reading
Posted in A Career of Failure, Lousy Play Calling, The Draft
8 Comments
Ron Spared Again By Media
In today’s Chicago Tribune there is an info graphic implying that Ron was a “sacrificial lamb” for the Bears failings and that he fell on the sword and went out with class. I also saw that Ron “did the best … Continue reading
Posted in A Career of Failure, The Press
6 Comments
“The Heckler” Sums Up Ron Turner
Over here at Fire Ron Turner we love The Heckler and of course also The Onion. Here is a great summary of Mr. Turner and the Bears from The Heckler: Ron Turner’s second stint as Bears offensive coordinator mercifully ended … Continue reading
Posted in humor
2 Comments
Ron is GONE!
Today the Bears announced what we’d been hoping for, that Ron Turner, who has done next to nothing for the Bears and left our beloved Illini flat on their backs, is gone. From the official Bears news release: In his … Continue reading
Posted in Announcements
15 Comments
Today Is The Day
The Bears have a presser today at Halas Hall at 2pm Central. More than likely Ron will get his walking papers, ending SEVENTEEN years of me suffering with him on one of my two teams, the Bears and the Illini. … Continue reading
Posted in A Career of Failure, Announcements, Co-Conspirators, The Press
13 Comments
Ron Thinks He’s Coming Back
This grim article in Chicago Breaking News (part of Chicago Tribune) is titled Ron Turner Expects to Return as Coordinator The article has a brief interview with Ron Turner after the win today against hapless Detroit. Turner, who is signed … Continue reading
Posted in Announcements
8 Comments
Open Thread For Bears vs. Lions
Well, hopefully today is the last day that Ron will be the OC for the Bears.
Posted in Uncategorized
16 Comments
Dan Pompei Shills for Turner Again
That idiotic grinning skull from the Chicago Tribune, Dan Pompei, recently “wrote” an article titled “Mobile Cutler Would Provide Benefits“. As we’ve noted previously, Pompei is Turner’s biggest apologist in town, and let’s Turner twist the situation around to make … Continue reading
Posted in The Press, Uncategorized
3 Comments