Monthly Archives: December 2009

Who Were Those Guys?

Posted on December 30, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Like everyone else I watched the Monday Night Football game and was amazed at the Bears offense that finally decided to show up. Some amazing new events: – they ran plays that weren’t just stupid retreads, like the bubble screen, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2009 Regular Season | 2 Comments

Bear Fans United

Posted on December 30, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Put up a new link on the sidebar – a group called “Bear Fans United” and their web site here raised money to put up a billboard demanding that the Bears fire their entire coaching staff and GM. They did … Continue reading →

Posted in Co-Conspirators | 2 Comments

Open Thread for Bears vs. Queens

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Dan from Madison

This should be ugly. I probably won’t watch too much of it.

Posted in Uncategorized | 23 Comments

Lump of Coal

Posted on December 24, 2009 by Dan from Madison

What else could Ron Turner possibly deserve this Christmas: Chicago Bears 2009 offensive statistics thus far: yards per game – 24th fumbles – 5th points per game – 23rd penalty yards – 8th rushing – 29th passing – 19th time … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Bears Fans Give Up

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

At Fire Ron Turner we are not only a gauge of fan anger against Ron Turner, we also measure overall fan interest about the Bears. And like Dan and I, the Bears fans are giving up. It is hard to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2009 Regular Season | 14 Comments

Open Thread for Bears Ravens

Posted on December 20, 2009 by Dan from Madison

The Packers are also on up here at 3.15 so I won’t be able to watch the game. Hopefully you guys can leave some good real time commentary on the game for me. Ray Lewis hopefully won’t literally rip off … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 35 Comments

“No Adjustments” from Ron

Posted on December 19, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Dan and I are both Illini fans as well as Bears’ fans. We like Zook and are very happy that he picked up a new offensive coordinator from the SEC, where Big Ten competition probably looks like a Pop Warner … Continue reading →

Posted in A Career of Failure | 5 Comments

Stupidest Ron Turner Defense Yet

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Whenever Dan and I meet Bears fans, 90%+ of them can’t stand Ron Turner. Within a couple of seconds of talking to them, they start complaining about how inept Ron is and how he makes idiotic calls on third down, … Continue reading →

Posted in Co-Conspirators | 1 Comment

How Do You Live With Yourself?

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Dan from Madison

ESPN Chicago has a pretty good article about the sorry state of affairs that is the Bears offense. In the article a general feel is given that says the Bears are imploding a bit. Given as examples are a few … Continue reading →

Posted in A Career of Failure, The players | 5 Comments

Aftermath

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Well… Charlie Weis gets fired (if you don’t pick up the Onion every Thursday you are a fool… they had an awesome little cartoon of Mr. Weis cleaning out his desk, which of course was filled with junk food), and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2009 Regular Season | 7 Comments

Open Thread for Bears Packers

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Dan from Madison

This should be the final nail in the coffin for the entire Bears coaching staff. Sorry I am a bit late with this.

Posted in Uncategorized | 46 Comments

Mike Schultz Fired from the Illini – Read This, Bears

Posted on December 12, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Dan and I are both ex-Illini and part of our rage at Mr. Turner’s lousy performance comes from the way that he left the Illini flat on our backs when he high-tailed out of Champaign. Dan recently wrote about the … Continue reading →

Posted in Announcements | 3 Comments

Clunker

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Dan from Madison

Fred Mitchell writes a clunker of an article in the Tribune on Dec. 7. It is the prototypical article that we have seen a billion times from the Chicago media lackeys. The Bears ran the ball 38 times, suggesting a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2009 Regular Season, A Career of Failure, Lousy Play Calling, The Press | 3 Comments

Everyone’s Talking About Replacing Ron

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

After Weis (or as Dan calls him “Bucket O’ Wings”) was finally shown the door at Notre Dame, the rumor mills about him joining the Bears immediately heated up. I view it as progress that anyone with a scrap of … Continue reading →

Posted in The Press | 8 Comments

Olsen Sucks

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Dan from Madison

Here is why – Turner draft pick no doubt. Roy is doing a great job with these breakdowns. Subscribe to his YouTube channel here.

Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments

Open Thread for Bears Rams Game

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Dan from Madison

Carl is going to actually freeze his ass off and watch this game at Soldier Field. Diehard. As of this writing the Bears are 8.5 or 9 point favorites, which is hard for me to believe.