Category Archives: humor

Letting Yourself Go

Posted on August 3, 2010 by Dan from Madison

I bashed Julius Peppers pretty damned hard during the off season for partying until the wee hours instead of getting good sleep and working out. I hear that he looks pretty good in camp. That makes me happy. I still … Continue reading →

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Funny Quote From Another Stupid Sports “Journalist”

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Dan from Madison

We have our resident insane columnist Dan Pompei clogging up the Trib with his crazy columns. But we aren’t the only ones cursed with that sort of lunacy. Tebow signed a contract yesterday per this at ESPN. Here is the … Continue reading →

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Illini Football vs. Northwestern at Wrigley Field

Posted on June 26, 2010 by Carl from Chicago

Dan and I love the Illini football program and they are playing this year against Northwestern at Wrigley Field. While I am not a professional prognosticator I predict that this game will be a HOT ticket because lots of people … Continue reading →

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The Onion Hits the Nail on the Head

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Carl from Chicago

Remember last year, when we got Cutler and signed Pace and were coming off a big year from Forte and had high hopes for our new offensive lineman Williams? The Onion does.

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Chicago Bulls Drumline Sucks… But at Least They Have Cheerleaders

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Carl from Chicago

Dan and I can’t stand the idiotic drumline for the Bears (here’s Dan’s great post on it). I was at a recent Bulls game and I saw… oh no… a damn drumline. But at least the Bears can learn something … Continue reading →

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“The Heckler” Sums Up Ron Turner

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Carl from Chicago

Over here at Fire Ron Turner we love The Heckler and of course also The Onion. Here is a great summary of Mr. Turner and the Bears from The Heckler: Ron Turner’s second stint as Bears offensive coordinator mercifully ended … Continue reading →

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A Sign of Absolute Bears’ Failure

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Rather than attempt to sum up that brutal game I was looking at the Yahoo! summary today on their web site and noted that the players of the game are TWO VIKINGS! In every other game summary I have ever … Continue reading →

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What’s Up at Fire Ron Turner.com

Posted on October 29, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

In the old days of the web getting a domain name was a big deal. The first thing when starting a site like this is to get a URL like “fireronturner” and put up a web site in HTML and … Continue reading →

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Fire Ron Turner Traffic

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

See a pattern here? On Sunday when ever the Bears play fans all over the country go back to their computer and type FIRE RON TURNER Into their web browser and end up directed at this site. Just for grins … Continue reading →

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On Brett Favre

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

I was standing at the CTA station at 35th street after the Sox game tonight and I saw this headline from a UPI article Like a vampire in a B-grade horror movie, quarterback Brett Favre’s career refuses to die — … Continue reading →

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Fire Ron Turner around the world

Posted on September 25, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

Our site is easy to find… pretty much anyone who has access to the ol’ web just goes to their search engine of choice and types in “fire ron turner” and they get directed here. So I had to laugh … Continue reading →

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Ron Inadvertently Reduces My Inebriation

Posted on September 16, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

(the) One salutary effect of Ron Turner’s poor performance as offensive coordinator is that it caused me to put up this site which in turn caused me to have to pay attention to the game rather than cry into my … Continue reading →

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Steelers’ Fans

Posted on September 7, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

As is probably obvious this site was set up by some die-hard Bears fans.  There are legions of Bears fans, and they are very loyal. However,  I have to give a shout-out to the Steelers’ fans – any city you … Continue reading →

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Not Even Worth Deriding…

Posted on September 1, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

The Brat Stop in Kenosha Wisconsin is a huge sports bar that mainly attracts Packer fans. I stopped in there recently for, well, a brat, and it was good.

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The Bears Offensive Woes – The Onion Hits it on the Head

Posted on August 28, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

The Onion, that fantastic satirical news weekly, had an article in their sports section so funny that I about fell out of my chair laughing. Here is the exact article, below: “BOURBONNAIS, IL—The Chicago Bears put on a display of … Continue reading →

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Bears Poll – Why Offense Matters

Posted on August 27, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

Growing up as a Bears fan I was always imbued with the thought that DEFENSE was the critical element of football, along with the ability to run the football. In Chicago this is pretty much standard protocol and almost unchallengeable … Continue reading →

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