Category Archives: Co-Conspirators

Bears March to New Offensive Coordinator Sputters On

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Carl from Chicago

It is a fact that the Chicago Bears are one of the premier franchises in the NFL, in terms of history, fan base throughout the nation, and also the fact that LA has no franchises and NYC has 2 to … Continue reading →

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Stop Worshipping the 1985 Bears and Let’s Get a Real Offense!

Posted on January 17, 2010 by Carl from Chicago

When Dan and I went to one of the home games this season I brought a long a couple of people from work, one of whom was a younger woman. While waiting to pull into the tailgate lot we heard … Continue reading →

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Today Is The Day

Posted on January 5, 2010 by Dan from Madison

The Bears have a presser today at Halas Hall at 2pm Central. More than likely Ron will get his walking papers, ending SEVENTEEN years of me suffering with him on one of my two teams, the Bears and the Illini. … Continue reading →

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Bear Fans United

Posted on December 30, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Put up a new link on the sidebar – a group called “Bear Fans United” and their web site here raised money to put up a billboard demanding that the Bears fire their entire coaching staff and GM. They did … Continue reading →

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Stupidest Ron Turner Defense Yet

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Whenever Dan and I meet Bears fans, 90%+ of them can’t stand Ron Turner. Within a couple of seconds of talking to them, they start complaining about how inept Ron is and how he makes idiotic calls on third down, … Continue reading →

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Standards

Posted on October 13, 2009 by Dan from Madison

I really let Mike Shultz have it in my last post, for many good reasons.  I don’t have anything against the guy on a personal level.  But the fact of the matter is that the Illini offense is so bad … Continue reading →

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Fire Mike Schultz

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Dan from Madison

While we have plenty of material to bag on Ron Turner with, I would like to address the woes of my beloved Fighting Illini this year.  This subject dovetails in with the whole Fire Ron Turner theme, so bear with … Continue reading →

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Terrible Tribune Article on Ron Turner

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

Dan asked a while back why the media aren’t all over the terrible play calling and overall miserable performance of Ron Turner as a play caller and I said I didn’t know and I’d look into it. Recently I pointed … Continue reading →

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Chicago Bears Drumline Sucks

Posted on September 3, 2009 by Dan from Madison

One of the few PREGAME activities that I actually make it a point to BOO is the drumline.  Not that they can hear me voicing my anguish way up in the nosebleeds, but giving the drumline the ’berries does make me feel good.  The … Continue reading →

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Bears Season Ticket Holders Are Screwed

Posted on May 21, 2009 by Dan from Madison

I received this email today for both pair of my Bear season tickets. Oddly, I received this email even though my seats are non PSL’s. May 21, 2009*** Do not reply to this e-mail message as this is an unmonitored … Continue reading →

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Jay and Orlando

Posted on April 2, 2009 by Dan from Madison

Well then.  The Bears have finally blown their wad this free agent season by picking up a very good QB in Jay Cutler, and a once dominating left tackle in Orlando Pace.  I am sure that the connection between Lovie … Continue reading →

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Really?

Posted on January 15, 2009 by Dan from Madison

So why, exactly do we have a defensive coordinator? Chicago Bears coach Lovie Smith will take over defensive play-calling responsibilities from defensive co-ordinator Bob Babich next season as part of a shakeup of the team’s coaching staff. “I’m excited about … Continue reading →

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Bears’ off season coaching moves FUTILE

Posted on January 11, 2009 by Carl from Chicago

As a long time fan and watcher of the Bears I have grown used to bonehead, inexplicable moves.  And although this site is obviously dedicated to the firing of a specific individual named Ron Turner, there are other items that … Continue reading →

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Hitler Was A Bear Season Ticket Holder

Posted on December 24, 2008 by Dan from Madison

Cross posted at LITGM.

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Shooped

Posted on October 12, 2008 by Dan from Madison

I was watching the Notre Dame/UNC game last Saturday and felt like I was struck with a bolt of lightning. Fortunately, North Carolina beat the Irish.  That is hard for me to say, because the Tar Heels denied my beloved … Continue reading →

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Jerry Angelo

Posted on September 26, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

I wrote this post over a year ago and it had a couple of errors but since people are reading and commenting on it I am updating it in January 2010. One of the big challenges with this site is … Continue reading →

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John Shoop

Posted on September 3, 2008 by Carl from Chicago

You might ask… “why should John Shoop be discussed in a blog ostensibly about the failings of Ron Turner as the Offensive Coordinator of the Bears”. However, you’d never ask that if you were a long-suffering Bears fan.  John Shoop … Continue reading →

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