Category Archives: Fire Lovie Smith

Training Camp Starts Friday

Well, here we go everyone. The Bears first practice is at 3pm on Friday. I wish I could be there to yell and harass the fatass pro players who let themselves go over the off season, and to cheer those … Continue reading

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Gale Sayers Lets Em’ Have It

While all Bears fans love Gale Sayers for his time on the field we also now can have respect for him for telling it like it is with the Bears, in this article. “If Lovie doesn’t do it this year, … Continue reading

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Everyone Is A Rock Star

I gotta admit, Julius Peppers is making the most of all of that dough the Bears puked up on him before even playing one down for the team. According to this and this, Peppers along with new buds Israel Idonije, … Continue reading

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Draft Open Thread

Well, the draft is this weekend. Share with me your thoughts on our third round and later picks. It isn’t like there are no good athletes after round two, as we have seen so many times before. My short list … Continue reading

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The Julius Peppers Training System ™, or JPTS ™, Explained

For those of you who may be new to this blog, I have nicknamed the way that our new stellar defensive end Julius Peppers trains.  I call it the Julius Peppers Training System ™ or JPTS ™.  It works like this: Sucker … Continue reading

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Dan Pompei and the Bears Mailbag

We love Dan Pompei here at Fire Everybody because he is the embodyment of everything that a sports “journalist” should be. Fire very weak criticism if the Bears suck, but don’t cross the line into serious analysis so you don’t … Continue reading

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Julius Peppers Attempts To Set Shortest Elapsed Time Record For Blowing Through Twenty Million Dollars In A City Not Named Las Vegas

Hell, with a post title like that, I should go to work for The Onion. So today I google “Julius Peppers night club” and this is entry number two that comes up. Check it out: Just last week, the Bears’ … Continue reading

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Raise Ticket Prices & Use the Money to…

As we all know the Bears raised ticket prices this year. Per this article: As expected, the Bears announced a hike in ticket prices in some areas of Soldier Field on Friday, marking the eighth time in the last nine … Continue reading

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