Deadspin Founder On Sports

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Dan sent me a book that he bought used for 50 cents called “God Save the Fan” by Will Leitch.  Will wrote this book and went on to found the awesome web site Deadspin, whose motto is “Sports news without access, favor, or discretion”.

A great book, starting with a little vignette about “Ron Mexico”, the nickname that Vick used when he apparently received VD treatment.   Will Leitch realized that mainstream sports media would never write a story like that, so he did it himself.

The notion of Deadspin was to speak to the average sports fan, the guy who plunks down $40 for a game and wants to shoot the shit with his buddies in the upper deck.

Ha ha as anyone who knows Dan and I knows we are WAY up in the cheap seats and damn we like to talk shit with anyone.

But really the democratization of sports commentator is the type of thing that makes “Fire Everybody” possible.  While I may not be the world’s most knowledgeable football commenter, I know a miserable, pathetically run offense when I see it, and that usually is the Bears over the life of this site (although we have some hope this year assuming the O Line holds up and Cutty stays healthy).  Dan knows 100x more and then we have commenters like Doshi who appear to know way more than Dan.  So that’s what it is all about, talking crap in the cheap seats…

Cutty Calls Out the O Line

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While Bears management (mostly) failed to draft or get any free agency help on the O Line, here at Fire Everybody howled that it was a bad plan.

We aren’t the only ones that feel this way.

In an interview with Cutty that is all over the web and highlighted in the Chicago Tribune, he calls it like it is:

“The offensive line is definitely going to be a concern,” Cutler said, “and seeing where those guys fit in and seeing what five we go with. You know, if Gabe (Carimi) comes back, if J’Marcus (Webb) pans out (and) Chris Williams, where we’re going to put him … there are some question marks there. Until we really get that resolved, get our front five settled, we’ve got some work to do on the offense.”

While that may just seem obvious to anyone who is even remotely familiar with football – that an offense can’t succeed until you get the offensive line firmed up and that requires good starters that are ideally experienced at working with one another and aren’t continually injured with some quality backups available, to boot – this is of course news to someone like Lovie or Bears management that continues to rely on the patchwork O Line put together by Tice last year.

Good for Cutty for calling them out.  Really – what does he have to lose?  I was joking with Dan that while people think pro athletes are overpaid, would YOU take Cutty’s job for the pay he is making?  Before you reflexively say yes, why don’t you watch the first half of that NY Giants game on the road where Cutty went back with a 7 step drop and kept getting hammered into the concrete, frozen turf until Mad Martz finally did what he wanted to do, which was knock Cutty out with an injury.  Do you want to take that kind of punishment?  Think hard, that was just a brutal game and one of many when combined with the insane coaching and patchwork O Line that Cutty has had to deal with when he got to the Bears.

One last thought – I remember a few years back when ESPN magazine (I think) took QB’s in the first 2-3 years of their career and compared them to Hall of Fame QB’s later in their career and projected out their statistics.  They took Cutty’s Denver statistics and projected them out and I was just howling with laughter – of course we knew that coming over to the Bears (traditionally) doomed offense was going to shave a huge chunk off Cutty’s stats right there, and of course it happened exactly that way.

While I am optimistic with many of the moves I still am raging that we didn’t get more offensive line help and it has been EMPHATICALLY PROVEN that this team is an asterix on the ass of the NFL the SECOND that Cutty goes down with an injury, which we are one (or a dozen) blown blocks away from happening.

Good for Cutty for calling them out.

Futures

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Here are the Super Bowl odds for next year as of today:
Super Bowl XLVII
Event Date: Feb. 3, 2013 / Last updated May 3, 2012
Team Current
Green Bay 5/1
Denver 7/1
New England 7/1
San Francisco 9/1
New Orleans 10/1
Baltimore 12/1
Houston 12/1
Philadelphia 12/1
N.Y. Giants 15/1
Pittsburgh 15/1
Detroit 25/1
Atlanta 25/1
N.Y. Jets 25/1
Chicago 25/1
San Diego 25/1
Dallas 30/1
Cincinnati 30/1
Kansas City 40/1
Carolina 40/1
Tennessee 40/1
Seattle 40/1
Miami 40/1
Buffalo 50/1
Oakland 50/1
Washington 50/1
Arizona 60/1
St. Louis 100/1
Cleveland 100/1
Tampa Bay 100/1
Minnesota 100/1
Indianapolis 100/1
Jacksonville 100/1

Hmmm 25/1 for the Beloved. Interesting. Also the Pack favored to win it all. I don’t think so.

The War on Football

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I am already tired of the latest and greatest fad of lawyers and ex-jocks everywhere, suing the NFL. Don’t get me wrong – I am no fan of that corrupt and crooked organization. But suing the NFL because of your concussions? And coffee is hot, this just in. Hey, why not sue them for knee injuries too?

I have a feeling this will end up eventually, over a decade of litigation, sort of like the cigarette company lawsuits. Remember those? Pay a flat fund into a kitty for the states and be left alone. I think the NFL will have a player “concussion fund”, or “personal injury fund” or something like that. And every player from here on out will have to sign their lives away.

Having no real access to the NFL, I don’t know what contracts look like right now. Do they sign anything at the moment that releases the NFL from future health problems? I wonder if the union supposedly has a slush fund to take care of crippled players.

In the end, this is a dangerous job. The players get paid a LOT of money to do it. Caveat Emptor.

Bulls Stave Off Elimination… For Now

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I went to see the Bulls play and lo and behold… they actually won a game.  The Sixers had to play badly out of their mind for the Bulls to win, but at least we avoided elimination.

As always, when I watched the Luv-a-Bulls from the cheap seats (thank god for the Jumbotron) I kept saying to myself “this would be so much better if there was an idiotic, echoing drumline”.  Not.

Alex Brown Doing Shots Super Bowl Week

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I am currently reading “God Save the Fan” by Will Leitch. Leitch is the founder of one of the most awesome websites ever, Deadspin. If you don’t take a look at Deadspin every day, you really should. I got the book for .01 (one cent) plus freight ($3), used on Amazon.

I didn’t know this, but Leitch went to the U of I just after I was there and worked for the Daily Illini, our student newspaper.

Anyways, the material is dated (the book came out in 2008) but every word written can be applied today. Simply change the names.

One of the episodes described their trip to Miami for Super Bowl week, the year that the Bears were there. There are a lot of predictable episodes, but I had to laugh when they described getting into a vip type of place and did shots with Alex Brown. Good training for the big game, I guess.

The book is a very, very good look into the industry of sports. A lot of the material are things we already know, such as networks like ESPN and others covering for the bad behavior of the NFL players and owners. This goes for all sports. If you are a reporter and cover certain things, you lose your access, plain and simple.

There are a lot of other interesting things in the book as well. I highly recommend it.

That Time of Year

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Well, it is that time of year, where we will have pretty much no football news besides the bad behavior of the criminals in the game to report. And with that, this place will not be updated as often as it is during the season. We will still have a post here and there, but until camp and pre-season starts, most of the information out there is b.s. and we don’t feel that our tens of readers need to hear from us when Cutty gets a hangnail.

I suppose we will chime in if when Brandon Marshall gets arrested this summer.

So check back here once a week or so for your usual bits of wisdom. We will crank it up once again when camp starts.

Rotten Luck on D Rose

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This photo is from my view up in the cheap seats at a late season Bulls victory vs. Dallas.  The momentum was going great today and for once we had the whole starting 5 out there including Rose and Hamilton and everything was good.

I stopped watching with the Bulls up late but Rose apparently hurt his knee with a bit over one minute to go for game 1 with the Bulls up big (why was he playing!) and is out for the playoffs.

A lot of people didn’t really believe the Bulls were NBA title contenders despite how well they played without Rose and the fact that they ended the year with the NBA’s best record.  Now we’ll never really know, unless they make an unprecedented run without Rose which is extremely unlikely.

Bears Get First Round Wrong

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In today’s Chicago Tribune you can clearly see the “inside” guys, or the guys that want insider access (hell of a lot of good that has done given how dumb our Bears’ management has been over time) and those that just “call ‘em like they see ‘em” and let their true opinions rip.

The real truth is McNeil’s article titled “No Help For Cutler Is Just Offensive”.  BTW that is a great tagline I want to give McNeil credit for that.

It just wears me out that Bears hierarchy, whomever is pulling the strings, doesn’t accept that the NFL is, and has been, video game football. The road to the big game in early February is paved only by an offense that rolls up points so fast it makes your head spin.

Now we’re talking.  Besides Dan and I’s mutual hatred for DumbRon, we have always thought that Chicago lionized the defense while the game was won on the offensive side of the field.  Why is that?  Because its the facts.

On the other side you get Pompei scrambling like a wet, tiny dog, loving whatever Emery does.  After all, he needs to worm his way into the locker room for that big “scoop” or Bears management & coach wisdom whatever that is.

But back to McNeil who is on a roll (we can always slam Pompei later, that idiotic, grinning skull will be continually pumping out bad “journalism”):

It sounds like Shea McClellin is a classic “tweener.” Too small to be a full-time defensive end. Not a ferocious enough tackler to live up to the high standards set by Bears linebackers over the years.  Another project. At a time when the championship window is closing.

I think NcNeil is optimistic in even thinking the “championship window” is cracked but certainly with the core Bear defenders over 30 and Cutty just one jack to the body / head from being out for the season with our prospects at zero, we have to get everything just right for a run if we ever want to make it to the Super Bowl.

We can all see how much the Bears were worth last year when Cutty went down.  ZERO.  F*CKING ZERO.  Without our franchise QB our vaunted defense, special teams, running game, and everything else can’t win a game against some of the most HAPLESS NFL teams out there.  I know.  I watched that HORRID streak of games that ended our season.

Thus, you need to keep the QB upright or everything else doesn’t mean jack squat.  Damn I am hoping that Tice can pull another miracle with spare parts, hurt guys, busted draft picks (Williams) and dumb luck to keep Cutty upright.

We set up that “Fire Phil Emery” category for posts and we use it whenever we talk about our GM but for the first time I think it really fits.  I liked his other off season moves.

Draft Weekend Open Thread

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I simply cannot let that photo of that horrifying keg of Coors Light sit atop Fire Everybody for any length of time so here is our draft weekend open thread.

Does anyone remember what the draft used to look like? Here is what it looked like to me when I was a kid.

I remember when I was a wee lad, I would break into my piggy bank and spend the big bucks to buy a Chicago Tribune newspaper after the draft. They had a much larger sports section than my local Rockford rag, and the day after the draft I would look at all the names that were drafted and where they went. I had probably heard of more of the draftees than most, being an avid college football fan for my whole life.

There was no draft coverage on TV, there was no internet. I had to go buy a paper the next day. And my dad wouldn’t front me for the extra cost of the Tribune. That was considered a luxury item and it was my tough shit if I wanted it. Yes, I grew up poor.

Anyway, now we have this insane three day festival of all things draft. I wish I had more spare time – I would love to record for posterity what the pricks on the draft coverage will say tonight, as they gush about what a promising career the draftees have – and play those things later when 75% of these guys who get drafted wash out within a year or two. But that is a job for someone else.

Tonight is round 1, tomorrow is rounds 2 and 3 and Saturday is rounds 4 through 7. I am quite positive that the teams hate this shit too. They have to sit around all weekend until all the picks are done, unlike in the old days where I am guessing this took an hour or two.

I will be damned if you think I am sitting around all weekend to see who the Bears selected so I will chime in here and there as time allows.

Today the NFL teams will pick future studs, and a whole bunch of duds too. Lets hope we see an O lineman tonight with our first rounder. If we don’t, that “fire Phil Emery” category will have a few more entries here.

Enis Worst Running Back Draft Pick Ever (by one estimate)

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I was looking at the awesome website “Grantland” and an article called “The Rookie Yardstick” where they attempt to evaluate how draft picks fared at various positions.  Something like that is always interesting to us at Fire Everybody because we are looking for statistical methods to prove what we can see with our own eyes, which is that Bears management and coaches are systemically screwing up the Bears’ chances.  They are specifically attempting to evaluate how rookies performed during their first 5 years in the league for the period 1997-2007 (with 2007 being the latest year in which you’d have 5 years of data to evaluate).

Rather than just give 1 point for every start, they invented a formula like this:

  • Each game started: 1 point
  • Each game played as a substitute: 0.5 points
  • Each Pro Bowl appearance: 10 points
  • Each All-Pro appearance: 20 points

The All-Pro award superseded the Pro Bowl award if a player made both teams, so the maximum number of points a player could earn for one season’s work is 36 (a 20-point All-Pro appearance and a full 16-game slate as a starter).  Finally, we then compared each player’s point total over his five-year stretch to every player from 1997-2007 who played the same position and was taken within 10 selections of the player in question.

Well for me at least it was time to read down through the data and see where the Bears ended up.  We have so many busted high draft picks, so I knew that we’d have to make the list somewhere.  And it was…

Running Backs

Best: LaDainian Tomlinson (88.9 points above expected return)
Worst: Curtis Enis (-55.1 points)

Both fifth overall picks, Tomlinson and Enis are the perfect examples of the risk-reward in taking a running back at the top of the draft, as somebody will do with Trent Richardson this Thursday. Enis’s scouting report neglects to mention any form of injury concerns, but after averaging just 3.3 yards per carry as a pro, he was out of football with a knee injury by 24. Tomlinson matched Enis’s 1,497 career rushing yards after about 18 games, and has tacked on more than 12,000 additional yards since.

Ah… Curtis Enis.  Not only a TERRIBLE draft pick, but the WORST draft pick (relative to position taken) during the entire 1997-2007 period.  You won’t get any argument from Dan or I on that.

I knew that the Bears’ ineptitude had to make the list somewhere…

Ok, for those really following at home Angelo wasn’t the GM when we picked Enis (who played for the Bears from 1998-2000, although I’ve blocked those years out of my mind as a Bears’ fan).

 

Maybe Emery isn’t a Dolt…

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While carefully avoiding idiotic, grinning skull Pompei in today’s Chicago Tribune I read David Haugh’s article called “Emery’s Priority is Clear” because it had the tag line that I wanted to see

Bears GM has shot to fortify O-Line

Now we are talking.  No more BS.  Let’s get to the heart of the matter and give Mike Tice something to actually work with instead of busted draft choices (Carimi excepted, hopefully) and scrap parts.

Haugh starts by chuckling at the ineptitude of Angelo and our botched first round trade last year.  It isn’t hard to get above that very, very low bar (the trade part, that is, the pick hopefully goes OK).

Here is the quote that Haugh uses from Urlacher:

Phil Emery knows what he is doing, obviously

Well that’s a start.  No one here at “Fire Everybody” has had much faith in management of the Bears for many, many years although we do need to give them a shout-out for opening their dusty, cob-webbed pocketbook of grandma McCasket and springing for Cutty and Peps.

We are so used to the face of the franchise furrowing his brow at front-office moves.

Hey Urlacher’s not the only one.  We’ve been furrowing our brow (and screaming unprintable things) from the cheap seats forever, for no gain.

Here is what Haugh has to say about the players that the Bears have picked up in the off-season so far.

When you have carried bad offenses as long as Briggs and Urlacher have, signing a legitimate #1 wide receiver indeed feels like the Bears equivalent of laying on hands… they know newly signed backups at running back, Michael Bush, and quarterback, Jason Campbell, possess enough talent to start on some teams.  They know why Devin Thomas and Eric Weems and Blake Costanzo earned reputations as special teams stalwarts.  They know strong side linebacker Geno Hayes and guard Chilo Rachal and cornerbacks Kelvin Hayden and Jonathan Wilhite represent low risk, high reward gambles for a team that lacked quality depth.

I certainly hope that these guys (the supposedly low-risk high upside picks) do better than the retreads we picked up last year that were all busts, guys like Hurd with his garbage bag of dope and the new Ronnie Harmon.

Then Haugh shows why he isn’t an idiot like Pompei.  He says go with the O-Line on the first pick.

The weakest position remains offensive line – which is why I would use the Bears’ first-round pick to select athletic left tackle Jonathan Martin out of Stanford.

I am not an expert to know which offensive linemen are the best this far down in the draft but the sentiment I agree with 100%.  Unless we are going to pay a zillion dollars on the free agent market (and quality left tackles simply aren’t available at any price usually, anyways) we have to start with what is available or we will never get better.  It was only an act of total ineptitude that ever got Cutty over to the Bears in the first place on the part of the Broncos and we can’t count on that sort of stupidity again.

So I guess that I am getting pretty optimistic about the whole thing.  I do think that most of these off season moves seem to make sense.  Bye bye insane coordinator Martz.  And they kept Toub (don’t know how) and Tice won’t make the place worse, by the low, low standards of prior Bears offensive coordinators (either just terrible or insane).

Let’s pick an O Lineman and get this draft started!

Good Luck With That

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The Bears schedule came out as it did for the rest of the NFL.  The schedule release is front page news up here in Packer country but to me it is usually no bfd.  BUT…this year our first game is against the Dolts at Soldier Field.  I honestly cannot remember how excited I have been for an opener – that is, for the actual game, rather than the tailgating and seeing my friends.  My favorite opener in memory was in 2010 against the Lions, when we had an upcoming highly paid quarterback named Matt Stafford coming to Chicago to prove himself.  Do you remember what happened to him?  I sure do.

That hit put Stafford out for the year and tanked Detroit’s whole season. As we have proven time and again – no QB = disaster.

I remember distinctly giving Pepp a standing O after that one. I gave him one for this hit as well and I remember seeing it live, but I don’t think it was an opener. I still don’t understand why they had Ryan in the game since we were beating the shit out of the Falcons but whatever.

Hahaha no flag.

Well this year, the Dolts are our first opponent, and none other than Andrew Luck will get to see Pepp coming at him to literally tear his arm off. As Carl said to me in an email, “welcome to the NFL mfer”. I would love nothing more than to see Luck and his $100 million contract get thrown asunder in the first series. I am still a hater from the Super Bowl all those years ago. Yes that is sad but it is what it is.

Fire Adam Dunn

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I went to the White Sox home opener today and for some unknown reason (yes, I know, it is money) Adam Dunn is in the lineup.  Just for grins I started betting my friend Rick $5 on whether or not Adam Dunn would either 1) get a hit 2) strike out.  Pop ups and ground outs don’t count.

Adam Dunn, batting THIRD in the lineup, proceeded to cost me $20 and earn a GOLDEN SOMBRERO (what you get for striking out FOUR TIMES in a game).  The sick part is that if you go to wikipedia and search on “strikeout” the actual picture that is tied to the article is a PHOTO OF ADAM DUNN. He literally personifies the strikeout.

It is unknown to me what actions short of homicide would cause him to be removed from the White Sox lineup.  He is an absolute rally killer and since he is a DH he does nothing on the field, to boot.

He has to be removed from the lineup.  He has a negative “wins above replacement”, which means that a generic guy from AAA is actually BETTER than him.

FIRE ADAM DUNN!

The Opposite of Moneyball

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Any of Michael Lewis’ books are awesome as Dan and I will attest – both the Blind Side (ignore that movie) and Moneyball are great.

In Moneyball and the Blind Side Lewis talks about using statistics to determine how your team will win rather than BS folklore passed down from some scout.  One of the famous disputes is how walks are important and on base percentage rather than just focusing on batting average.  Slugging percent is also an important metric because it takes into account the type of hit and the singles hitters don’t fare well under that viewpoint.

It is early in the season but I was looking at the White Sox statistics and saw that their catcher AJ (world series hero) had a batting average HIGHER than his on base percentage.  As of today’s victory vs. the Indians he had a batting average of .313 and an on base percentage of .294.  I didn’t know that was even possible!  I looked it up in wikipedia and here is what they said:

For small numbers of at-bats, it is possible (though unlikely) for a player’s on-base percentage to be lower than his batting average (H/AB). This happens when a player has almost nowalks or times hit by pitch, with a higher number of sacrifice flies (e.g. if a player has 2 hits in 6 at bats plus a sacrifice fly, his batting average would be .333, but his on-base percentage would be .286). The player who experienced this phenomenon with the most number of at-bats in a season was Ernie Bowman, who over 125 at-bats in 1963 had a batting average of .184 and an on-base percentage of .181.

Well this is obviously the opposite of Moneyball.

Hope the Sox do well in their home opener I am heading there with Gerry and we will have a great tailgate and probably put some photos (of the awesome food) up here and over at LITGM.

Bears and the Draft

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While eating my cereal this morning I choked a bit looking at a Dan Pompei Chicago Tribune article called “Attention Turns Now To Draft Picks” on the draft and an interview with Emery. While I have no gripes against Emery (yet) it is the same-old same-old as grinning, idiotic skull Pompei tries to use his “insider access” to inform us.

The article did imply that Emery was skillfully looking at free agency and the draft as a consolidated method to build a better team (as any decent GM would, but hell these are the Bears, so I will take any help I can get).

There was no mention of wide receivers anymore.  Apparently the addition of Marshall solves everything.  We will see… especially if he ends up getting in trouble in Chicago nightlife (hey probably not too far from me a lot of the Bears players hang out near me in River North and “invest” their money in their posses) but hey it is good to be hopeful.  It isn’t like the Bears can fix everything, anyways.

Basically the Bears are going to ride their old defenders like Briggs and Urlacher for another year and hope it works out and try to fix the desperate holes elsewhere, notably our defensive line (basically you have Peppers and no one else as far as pressure)  and the never ending carousel of cornerback.  Hopefully the offensive line will hold up if our key players aren’t injured (a dream, but we all can dream) and then we can try to draft for the future a bit.

While researching the draft a bit I noted that the NFL has a whole damn site devoted to the draft

The NFL draft returns to primetime in 2012, with the first round taking place Thurs., April 26, followed by the second and third rounds on Fri., April 27. Rounds 4-7 will be held Sat., April 28. Watch all of the excitement of the 2012 NFL Draft live on NFL Network. For the latest developments leading up to the draft, watch “Path to the Draft” on NFL Network each weeknight starting at 6 p.m. ET.

I can’t believe that people will spend days and days looking at the draft but I guess if you are in a fantasy league and impact guys are coming out you need to keep up on all the details.  For us Thursday April 26 will be a big day because it seems like at #19 and with Marshall selected and Forte, Cutler and the O-line selected I have no idea who it is we will draft – probably the “best athlete available” or something like that.

Frankly anything is better than our prior leadership although Peppers and Cutler both turned out to be great free agent pickups (at an enormous price, of course).

Any thoughts throw em’ in the heckling comment section below.

The Most Idiotic Poll Ever, Or Mis-reading the results

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We started this site (the original “Fire Ron Turner”) because 100% of Bears’ fans that I met and talked to thought Ron Turner was a terrible offensive coordinator and ruined the University of Illinois football team. I didn’t do a scientific poll because I didn’t have to – I sat in the bleachers with drunks, sat in bars with drunks, and tailgated with drunks. No one EVER had anything positive to say about Ron Turner.

Now if I randomly talked to people who 1) knew nothing about the Bears 2) knew nothing about football – I might have come to a different conclusion, such as “Ron isn’t so bad” or “No one cares about Ron”. But I didn’t come to that conclusion because it is IDIOTIC – WHY would I talk to people about a topic that they know nothing about? Why don’t you ask me about how Tony awards are given out? I could care less and my opinion on that would be worth zero.

Bloomberg came out with an article on a poll on the NCAA College football playoff that is completely stupid. The headline of the article is

College football’s current format for crowning a national champion is preferable to holding a postseason tournament like college basketball, according to almost half of the people questioned by the Seton Hall Sports Poll.

WHAT? That’s crazy. Every single college football and general football fan THAT I HAVE EVER TALKED TO thinks that we need some sort of college football playoff and hates the stupid bowl system. For God’s sakes that’s the only thing me and O*ama agree on.

But read further down…

When Seton Hall’s poll focused on people who identified themselves as sports fans, 37 percent said they would prefer a tournament. Among those who said they followed sports “somewhat,” the number rose to 50 percent. Among people who said they watched sports closely, 61 percent said they would prefer a tournament.

OK – so they are getting closer – because they talked to “sports” fans. TALK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS. They want a playoff. Why ask people about a topic that they know nothing about and put up an idiotic headline?

“The Heckler” on the Bears’ Draft Strategy

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Lately Dan has forwarded me a few articles from “The Heckler” and they have been damn funny so we added them a (not) coveted slot on the “Fire Everybody” blogroll. I’m sure the nickels from our ten referrals will start to flow in rapidly over the next several decades.

But I love their summary of the Bears’ draft strategy here

New Bears GM Phil Emery wasted no time making a splash by signing head case and Illinois penal code nightmare Brandon Marshall, but at a recent press conference he alerted local media that the 2012 NFL draft is going to run status quo; they plan to focus entirely on finding pre-injured offensive tackles and safeties that no one wants.

Ye gods “pre-injured offensive tackles” (Williams, Carimi) and “safeties that no one wants” (a lot of ‘em) is a pithy and all too true summary of our last few years. Although here at Fire Everyone we still hope Carimi at least turns out well he was apparently a total badass at Wisconsin. Note we tagged this with “Fire Angelo” even though he is already fired just because we wish we had a time machine and could go back in time and fire him faster.